Yesterday:

Mom (start) = She ignored me one time, whined to me one time and pushed my buttons eighty-two times.

Dad (start) = He tried to get pity two times, I had to deal with dubbing one time and he pushed my buttons forty times.

Dad (middle) = I had to deal with dubbing five times and he pushed my buttons one-hundred-four times.

Mom (middle) = She ignored me four times, whined to me two times, and pushed my buttons ninety-two times.