Dad = I had to deal with dubbing five times and he pushed my buttons sixty-eight (+1 when i was in bed).

Mom = She ignored me five times, whined to me three times, interrupted me three times, made a sarcastic remark two times, gave me a look one time, had an attitude one times, acted like she learned something eventhough I told her about it one time and pushed my buttons thirty-six (+1 when i was in bed) times.