Yesterday:

Dad (start) = He pushed my buttons one-hundred-twenty times.

Mom (start) = She ignored me three times, gave me a look one time, bothered me one time and pushed my buttons ninety-seven times.

Dad (middle) = I had to deal with dubbing three times, he tried to get pity two times, talk behind my back one time and pushed my buttons six-hundred-sixty-nine times.

Mom (middle) = She tried to get pity five times, whined to me three times, complained to me three times, gave me a look three times, ignored me two times, had an attitude two times and pushed my buttons six-hundred-twenty-six times.

Dad (end) = He pushed my buttons three times.

Dad (when i was in bed) = He pushed my buttons two times.