Yesterday (had some peace - they left for errands in Price & Mont-Joli while i was in bed and they came back when i was eating breakfast):

Dad (start) = He had an attitude 1 time and pushed my buttons 187 times.

Mom (start) = She pushed my buttons 43 times.

Dad (middle) = I had to deal with dubbing 1 time and he pushed my buttons 770 times.

Mom (middle) = She gave me a look 3 times, ignored me 2 times, whined 1 time, complained 1 time, tried to get pity 1 time, talked in dad's back 1 time and pushed my buttons 359 times.

Dad (when i was in bed) = He pushed my buttons 25 times.

Mom (when i was in bed) = She pushed my buttons 6 times.