Top 33 Occultpations, er, I mean Occupations that would be hypocritical for a Naturalistic Atheistic-Agnostic to pursue

1. Soothsayer
2. Prophet
3. Fortune Teller
4. Clairvoyant
5. Reiki Practitioner
6. Channeler
7. Seance Conductor/Medium
8. Wicca Healer
9. Spell Caster
10. Doomsayer
11. Voodoo Doll Manufacturer
12. New Age Crystal Gazer
13. Tarot Card Reader
14. Professional Warlock/Witch
15. Astrologer
16. Feng Shui Master
17. Mystic
18. Seer
19. Oracle
20. Wiseman/Wisewoman
21. Palmist
22. Witch Doctor
23. Rhabdomancer
24. Cassandra
25. Sorcerer/Sorceress
26. Tea-Leaf Reader
27. Horoscopist
28. Wizard
29. Druid
29. Auspex (even though much can be derived from scientifically observing birds)
30. Augur
31. Magi
32. Numerologist
33. Cult Leader (ever notice the similarity between the words cult and occult?)

Note: Many of the occultpations listed above would also conscience-entially prevent me from pursuing an editorship at BellaOnline on many related topics. G_d bless its diversity!

Also, although I am not into numerology at all (despite my preference for trilogies!), an up-to-the-minute number that some may find "ominous" is 158!