Lestie relaying the feelings of her friend: "She has been following the general conversation about A/A as well as some of the Random Thoughts and says you guys are mad to take on such subjects, you can never solve anything by your tweeny opinions. I was thrilled at being call a tweeny..."


ODE to a TWEENY

If I were a tweeny
Around and around I would go
Deciding the BiG Questions by playing eenie meanie

If I were a tweeny
Sainthood would not be a goal
As I would be perceived as a foresaken meanie

If I were a tweeny
Perhaps I'd settle for a mythical purgatory
As that is a place real in betweenie

If I were a tweeny
My mind and soul would be flat
Like an unrolled blini

If I were a tweeny
I would be as superficial
As an unthinking yet well-filled bikini

If I were a tweeny
I would certainly see no point
In wearing a symbolic beanie

Alas, I am not a tweeny
Though I am still "without knowledge"
I ain't no meatless weenie!

Author Unknowing 6/21/2011...