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mmm that sounds like my chawahwa... he love the sunny patch and naptime with his stuffed toy.... and he will come when he is called....well better then a cat does anyways....most of the time....

I think If I could turn into a mythical being I would pick a Feary because they are beautiful or an Angel because they help people who need help and they have seen heaven so...

and my second pick would be a Pheonix because there is only a few that live at one time and they live for a long long time then burst into flames and Rase from the ashes more beautiful then before!

then of course I would love to change into a mermaid because you get to playing the water all day and I would be so pretty that men would die to have me! now what straight girl or Lisbian would not love that?!

but more then anything I would love to be the creature I once heard tell of in a story. this creature could become anything or any one that it wanted real or imagined! I dont know what the name of it was or the story itself I just remember that I wished I could turn into whatever I wanted whenever I wanted! this way I could change into something and if I didnt like it or got bored I could change back at anytime!

I would split in two and half of me would keep up with my most troublesome middle child. LOL.

Wait, maybe I should split again and have a housekeeper. Three of us should be able to get the job done.

I agree with Michelle on the black panther I'd also take any wolf like dog.

Oh wow split in two....thinking.....thinking....mmm.... I could do all the things I never have time to do...but I would have two of me that means each half would have half the energy and I would feel twice as bad as I do normaly ....but if I could split the work in half that would mean I would use half the energy and the work would get done twice as fast so I could enjoy the energy I had left which would be more since half the work means half the energy spent....oh wait where did the math part of me run off to I dont think I figured that right....oh never mind I dont have a math part Algabra killed it!!!
maybe if I could split and give each part my 100% energy level then I would split and be super women!!! I just hope I can get along with myself!!!
rotflmao!

Gonna Be a Bear!

In this life I am a woman. In my next life,
I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're
a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing
but sleep for six months. I could deal with
that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat
yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your
children (who are the size of walnuts) while
you're sleeping and wake to partially grown,
cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal
with that.

If you're mama bear, everyone know you mean
business. You swat anyone who bothers your
cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat
them, too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate expects you to
wake up growling. He expects that you will
have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

I'd be a wolf. After seeing a documentary. have one mate and run with a loyal pack.

vote two for the bear!!!! do I hear three?

This may sound weird but I would love to be able to shapeshift into a phoenix or fire...kinda like johnny storm in the fantastic four.

A friend of mine once said" One day you and I will fly wherever we want." Can't we do that now on the astral plane", I asked. He said that we will physically be able to do it, in fact our feet won't want to touch the ground. I rolled my eyes in doubt and asked "How?" He looked back at me and said "When you unlearn enough you will go with me." He was right!!!

A falcon would be nice, to soar over everything and be able to see to the horizon ...