I find saying outrageous and offensive things is a good way to keep people from ever even attempting to broach the subject again.
For example, my sister just had a baby, and I made the mistake of mentioning in the presence of my father's very rude, uncouth wife that the kid was a pretty good baby (as far as babies go). She replied, "See, you like kids. I bet you'll change your mind soon and get your tubes untied." I replied, "No, I assure you, nothing will EVER make it out of my [censored] alive."
See? I referenced abortion and my [censored] in one sentence. She shut up immediately. She's pretty much the worst person I know, so it may not hold her forever. But, it should last a while.
That works for me anyway. I wish you luck!
-D.
**edit** Really? This site censors the correct, medical terminology for a woman's reproductive structure? What do you want me to call it, "The Birth Canal?" I'm not calling it that on a childfree forum! ARG.
Last edited by Dolyn; 10/09/11 01:21 PM.