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Instant Idiot,
Just Add Alcohol
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Save a cow,
Eat a vegetarian
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Work harder, Millions on welfare depend on you!
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Wanted-Meaningful overnight relationship
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"Don't make me come down there."
- God
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The funniest and scariest thing I heard recently was when a friend was telling us about the 31 days she was in a coma after a hysterectomy, 20 years ago.
3 EEG's were done and all were flat lines, meaning she was considered brain dead. just 4 hours before she was to go down to have her organs taken out and donated, she woke up. She pulled out her breathing tube as an orderly was passing in the hall, she hoarsely whispered she needed water...to which the man replied I am sorry you are NPO (nothing by mouth) for organ donation. DUH!
Finally a nurse came to her beside to take her vitals when she again repeated her request for water, and the nurse asked the orderly to get her a pitcher of water. He said to the nurse, "with all due respect the patient is NPO for organ donation", to which the nurse looked at him sharply and said, "yeah I think we are going to CANCEL that procedure!"
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"The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion"
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Did you hear about the farmer who's tractor left and never came back? He got a John Deere letter!
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Headlines in a local newspaper:
Police Happy, Found Cocaine
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