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Here's my favorite. I saw this in a hole-in-the-wall restaurant one time:

Our Credit Manager is Hellen Waite. If you want credit, go to Hellen Waite.

I about cracked up when I saw that.

Tell me one of yours. A sign, a bumper sticker, a slogan, anything like that you may have read, heard or seen before.

In a gift shop in some little, obscure town in the Sierras:

"If you don't see it, we ain't got it."

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

I saw this bumper sticker on a pick up truck that was printed upside down. It read:

If you can read this, roll me back over.

"For a toe-tapping good time, vote Larry Craig."

"Boss said to change the sign so I did."

"Hot beer, cold women, uh, other way around."

Years ago, I saw two business signs. By themselves, they were nothing, but the fact that they were RIGHT next to each other made it funny. The businesses? Jewish World Publications and Gentiles. (The latter was a flooring company.)

When I was in high school I saw a toy called the "Echo Mic". It was a microphone that used a spring to create an echo effect when you spoke into it. The best part of it was the box, which was badly translated into English. It said, "Mama, Papa, I and Lady Employees to play with it together."

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

Squirrels. Nature's Little Speed Bumps

I haven't spoken to my wife in years- I didn't want to interrupt her

My wife took my dog and left me. I sure am gonna miss that dog.