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Here are 2 funny (almost anti-kid) bumper stickers I've seen recently:
"My kids think I'm an ATM"
"My dog is smarter than your Honor Student"
The 1st one is definitely a good reason why NOT to have kids!
Has anyone else seen funny bumper stickers about kids? Post your sightings here.
Maybe we need to design some too - come up with your own bumper sticker ideas.
Have fun!
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[color:"darkred"]I'ved heard about 'em on another childfree board. That is hilarious!! [/color]
Last edited by WaterLily3422; 09/29/06 12:07 PM.
If motherhood doesn't interest you, don't do it. It didn't interest me, so I didn't do it. Anyway, I would have made a terrible parent. The first time my child didn't do what I wanted, I'd kill him."
--Katherine Hepburn
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There should be one that simply says "childfree and loving it."
Someone on here had a very funny picture that could be turned into a bumper sticker. It was a pic of a very grumpy, crying toddler with the words "none for me, thanks" alluding to being childfree.
Have you ever seen those "baby on board" stickers? How about a play on it? Here are some ideas. "No baby on board." "No sprogs on board." "No baby on board -- I have a life." "Childfree on board."
Also, one could simply have a no-smoking-esque sign, but with a baby instead of a cigarette.
Maybe one that says "I'm allergic to children."
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Not a bumper sticker but could be:
"Raising children is like being pecked to death by chickens"
[color:"blue"] Kris BakerUrban Legends Editor[/color] [color:"red"] Don't always believe what you hear and question everything![/color]
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I'd buy the allergic to children sign, that's one of my favorite lines when asked why I have none.
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
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Urban... That is funny! Pecked to death by chickens lol!
xantres... those "baby on board" bumper stickers really rub me the wrong way. They are implying that the individuals in other cars are less important than individuals in cars with babies. I'd like to have a "HUMANS on board" bumper sticker. I like your "childfree and loving it" idea too!
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I've thought about making a "bunny on board" for when I'm taking my furries to the vet! I'm as neurotic about driving with them as any other mother - probably more so (their carriers have little seat-belt loops to secure them).
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Tbunny...
You reminded me of a bumper sticker I saw once before. Although it was about cats you could change it to suit you. Yours would say:
If I want to hear the pitter patter of tiny feet I will put shoes on my bunnies.
[color:"blue"] Kris BakerUrban Legends Editor[/color] [color:"red"] Don't always believe what you hear and question everything![/color]
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Two I saw in the UK, sponsored by "Help the Aged" but I loved them:
"Retired - and spending our childrens' inheritance."
"Goodness, I LOVE my grandchildren: Gosh, I wish I'd had them first!"
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[color:"darkred"] Those are all good. [/color]
If motherhood doesn't interest you, don't do it. It didn't interest me, so I didn't do it. Anyway, I would have made a terrible parent. The first time my child didn't do what I wanted, I'd kill him."
--Katherine Hepburn
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