Hilarious bumper sticker - BellaOnline Forums

Here are 2 funny (almost anti-kid) bumper stickers I've seen recently:

"My kids think I'm an ATM"

"My dog is smarter than your Honor Student"

The 1st one is definitely a good reason why NOT to have kids!
Has anyone else seen funny bumper stickers about kids? Post your sightings here.
Maybe we need to design some too - come up with your own bumper sticker ideas.
Have fun!

[color:"darkred"]I'ved heard about 'em on another childfree board. That is hilarious!! [/color]

There should be one that simply says "childfree and loving it."

Someone on here had a very funny picture that could be turned into a bumper sticker. It was a pic of a very grumpy, crying toddler with the words "none for me, thanks" alluding to being childfree.

Have you ever seen those "baby on board" stickers? How about a play on it? Here are some ideas. "No baby on board." "No sprogs on board." "No baby on board -- I have a life." "Childfree on board."

Also, one could simply have a no-smoking-esque sign, but with a baby instead of a cigarette.

Maybe one that says "I'm allergic to children."

Not a bumper sticker but could be:

"Raising children is like being pecked to death by chickens"

I'd buy the allergic to children sign, that's one of my favorite lines when asked why I have none.

Urban... That is funny! Pecked to death by chickens lol!

xantres... those "baby on board" bumper stickers really rub me the wrong way. They are implying that the individuals in other cars are less important than individuals in cars with babies. I'd like to have a "HUMANS on board" bumper sticker. I like your "childfree and loving it" idea too!

I've thought about making a "bunny on board" for when I'm taking my furries to the vet! I'm as neurotic about driving with them as any other mother - probably more so (their carriers have little seat-belt loops to secure them).

Tbunny...

You reminded me of a bumper sticker I saw once before. Although it was about cats you could change it to suit you. Yours would say:
If I want to hear the pitter patter of tiny feet I will put shoes on my bunnies.

Two I saw in the UK, sponsored by "Help the Aged" but I loved them:

"Retired - and spending our childrens' inheritance."

"Goodness, I LOVE my grandchildren: Gosh, I wish I'd had them first!"

[color:"darkred"] Those are all good. [/color]

I like it!
(I also like the "pecked by chickens" one)

http://www.childfree.com.au/

This is an Australian site that might interest you...and has a cool logo/stickers etc

The check under your car one is maybe a bit mean though!
I like the "Bored with Babies" one which is a take on the Baby on Board. I totally agree that I find those signs very irritating. Who's to say I should drive more carefully for YOU? My life is just as important. Grrrr

I also can't stand those "baby on board" signs. My perfect bumper sticker would say "Minivans Suck" or "If you drive a minivan, ask for your dignity back!"

Except that I"ll make the case for minivans being excellent college student vehicles...my ex had one all through college, and it was awesome for moving in/out of the dorms, and for road trips with a bunch of friends. <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Here is the direct link f0r some fun online shopping, hehe

http://www.cafepress.com/boredwithbabies

"My dog is smarter than your Honor Student"

I bought that bumber sticker and Dh loved it and has it on his truck...

The people with "baby on board" signs should hang them in the FRONT of the vehicle, where THEY can see them. Seems like they're the worst drivers on the road - you'd think they'd be more careful with their "precious cargo"!

I've had that same thought! I don't drive like that with my PETS in the car! (of course I also neurotically strap their carriers in with the seatbelt)