THE BEST REASON TO BECOME AN EXECUTIVE CHEF
I never liked being a kitchen minion
because I had to mince a million onion.
PISTACHIOS
I’m really attached to natural pistachios-
so much so that many remain affixed to my mustache and nose.
BIRD'S NEST SOUP
A soup that costs a fortune is made from bird’s nest that is edible,
Derived from the salivary excretions of swiftlets.
That there are those who survive eating that terrible spitlatinous gelatinous goop I find incredible.
PAGELESS
They say that Twitter is the domain of those who still may need a babysitter
While Facebook belongs to those old enough to remember what is a good book.
An abstainer of both I am a seemingly solitary member of Pageless,
Although definitely not ageless.
A COW'S MIEN
A cow’s mien
Not just mainly in the plain
Since they always have it rough
Even if they’ve got a trough
is not a bovine growl
but rather a bored scowl.
A MAN EATING SHARK
When a man eating shark loses its fin
To no one’s chagrin
It also loses its grin.
SPELUNKING
Stalagmites, stalactites, and minerals I just adore-
Thus craving to know what’s above the caves floor
I’d love to be a spelunker
if I was sure I wouldn’t become a kerplunker.
Last edited by xmeecosmic; 03/09/15 02:40 PM.