BellaOnline Forums Computers Computer - Console Gaming Help how stupid are the pick up lines that the guys here can come up w/?

ok, just thought this would be an interesting topic, its kinda different. ok the cheeziest one ive heard is
"Wanna re-write the alphabet? I know that if I did i'd put I and U together"

eerrmm ok then
1) if i sed ur body was gud wud u hold it agenst me hehe
2) do u beleieve in love at fisrt site or shud i walk by agen?
3) Here babe heres 20p call ur mom n tell her uv pulled
4) sorry i poked u i thought u were a mirage

howz that 4 cheesy <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> I DONT USE EM THO

oh yeah i just remembered this 1
5) girl i kno ur feet must be tired cuz uv bin runnin thru my mind all day

6) would you hold it against me if I said you smelt good.......what if I was a dwarf this high( and point to there crotch).

7) if your heart was a prison, I'd wanna get the lifelong sentence
8) Did it hurt ? when u fell down from heaven
9) Wanna have a pizza and sex ? or don't u like pizza ?
10) U've been a naughty girl, go to my room

...yeah,g...u said sum of those to me, haven't u??.... <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> (jk,jk!!) <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
ANYWAY!!um...theres this 1:

is that a ladder in ur tights or is that a stairway to heaven?!

..i mean...as if thats gonna work!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

lol but its funny <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Hell yea its funny <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> , why else would we use them <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Whoa!!! I need to get my sunglasses, your so beautifull it hurts my eyes!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

I don't need any pick up lines because you have meltewd my heart