Dolyn, your post make me laugh out loud! I feel for your situation, I really do - I am not a religious person, but if there is a hell then you have just described mine! I have nothing but admiration for you for doing it, you are a better person than I am - I'm afraid I may have refused. I couldn't even bring myself to kiss my newborn nephew when visiting my sister in the hospital after she gave birth - she held him out towards me, for me to kiss him like everyone else in the room had, and I just kept thinking 'there is no way I am putting my lips on something that was just pulled out of my sister's hoo-haa less than an hour ago', before I retched... not my proudest moment. :/