That is SO going up on my FB page! Wahoo!
A couple of days ago in the grocery store, I was a near witness to yet-another child meltdown. The Dad of said child looked at me (assuming I was a mother) and actually said, "I don't know what to do with him". My head almost exploded from all the retorts that suddenly rushed through my brain but the one that came out of my mouth was "Well, I'm Childfree so I'll never have to worry about it". He said, "You are one lucky lady!" He wasn't kidding...