That is so funny you posted this. My son asked me this question yesterday so we looked it up and found some hilarious names. The worst one of all was Toolio. What kind of horrible name is that. That guy is a real Toolio, LOL!!!
ROFL - these are awesome -- totally needed the laugh!
My favorite comment?
Please leave us alone and resume reading "The Annotated Legends of the Runes of the Mystical Arthurian Knighthood of the Sacred Circle of the Shield of the Spell-Casting Princess Faeries of the Grail of Blackwynne Castle. Book II.