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How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
Why doesn't baking soda freeze?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why is it when you transport something by car it�s called a shipment but when you transport by ship it�s called cargo?
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When does sour cream go bad?
How come a bird can fly but a fly cannot bird?
Walk in Peace and Harmony.
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How come the Thunder Beings gather over my little mountain, energizing the air, then go away without giving me the joy of a good thunderstorm?
What causes the Voices of Thunder?
Walk in Peace and Harmony.
Phyllis Doyle Burns
Avatar: Fair Helena by Rackham, Public Domain
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Walk in Peace and Harmony.
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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Walk in Peace and Harmony.
Phyllis Doyle Burns
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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Walk in Peace and Harmony.
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What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
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If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Walk in Peace and Harmony.
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Why is there an expiration date on a sour cream container?
Walk in Peace and Harmony.
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How do deer know to cross at that yellow road sign?
Walk in Peace and Harmony.
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