LOL, Ian, you are a riot and here's 2 just for you:
"Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend." Zenna Schaffer (this is exactly why I used to buy my exhusband golf clubs all the time, LOL!!!)
"Marta says the interesting thing about fly-fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand. Come on, Marta. Grow up."
Jack Handey This is my favorite quote on fishing though:
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." Henry David Thoreau