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#610031 07/08/10 11:52 PM
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So, I went to a party on the 4th, and of course someone saw fit to bring their baby. Now, the baby was actually pretty good, didn't cry, took a nice nap, no biggy. The other problem that happens when babies come around is that all conversations all revolve around the baby or children. I was in a pretty decent mood (2 rum and cokes in by the time they got their), so I just camped out in front of the food, crammed my face, and tried to make my own fun.

At some point, I was actually called upon to make a statement. Everyone was going on and on about how the baby (a girl) looked just like her father. My mom looks at me and goes, "D, doesn't she look just like her daddy?"

Okay, so I'm a biologist, mostly specializing in genetics. I can tell every individual in a troop of 50 lemurs apart with ease, but for the life of me I'm bad with human names and faces, and all babies look identical. Seriously. They are all small, pudgy, round faced, sparse-haired creatures. So, I looked at the kid and her parents and ran the breakdown in my head real quick: eye color, widows peak, ear lobes, etc... My response? "I do not disagree he could potentially be her father." This answer did not please anyone. I went back to my food.

Moral of this story for the childfree: Just walk away.
Moral of this story for parents: Don't ask geneticists to look at your children.

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That probably ranks near the top of the 'most awesome answers of all time' list.

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Originally Posted By: Dolyn
... I can tell every individual in a troop of 50 lemurs apart with ease, but for the life of me I'm bad with human names and faces, and all babies look identical. Seriously. They are all small, pudgy, round faced, sparse-haired creatures. So, I looked at the kid and her parents and ran the breakdown in my head real quick: eye color, widows peak, ear lobes, etc... My response? "I do not disagree he could potentially be her father." This answer did not please anyone. I went back to my food.

Moral of this story for the childfree: Just walk away.
Moral of this story for parents: Don't ask geneticists to look at your children.
Hi Dolyn, your description of the whole event is so funny. I wonder how a paediatrician would have answered?? (JOY)

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I needed to see this today. You brought a smile to my face. smile

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I am so with you on the baby description, I also don't get why they need to allocate the baby to looking like anybody..I mean who really cares which body part it shares with one or either parent, I think its another way of shouting heh look a mini me...how clever!!!

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[quote=Dolyn] So, I looked at the kid and her parents and ran the breakdown in my head real quick: eye color, widows peak, ear lobes, etc... My response? "I do not disagree he could potentially be her father." This answer did not please anyone. I went back to my food. Moral of this story for the childfree: Just walk away. Moral of this story for parents: Don't ask geneticists to look at your children.[/quote] Hilarious!! Great response!

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hahahahahahahaha! Dolyn, that's hysterical! I don't know that I agree with all babies looking alike..I'm one of those who tries to see who they look like ..lol.

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