I have been trying to teach myself simple crochet basics over the past couple of weeks, too. It's going slowly.
Then again, I seem to have done everything backwards anyway, I think <g>. I inherited a spinning wheel from my best friend when she passed away in November '07 <big sigh>, so I learned to spin. Then, when I found myself with a ton of wonderful (some of it pretty funky <g>, but it got better as I went along) home spun yarn, I decided I needed to teach myself to knit.
I have been knitting now for a little less than a year and although I'm not GOOD at it, I am improving and am starting to enjoy it. After trying online tutorials and a bunch of "how to knit" books, I finally found my answers in the children's books section <blush>.
Seriously! I am not an unintelligent person and I am fairly well educated. But I found that most of the "how to" books for adults just made too many assumptions as to my knitting "comprehension". I had NONE. I might as well have been a 6-year-old. Didn't know what "k" stood for, much less K1, P1, YO. Yikes.
The "Beginner Knitting for Children" books were great!! Just my speed. Now (6 months later), I find I can figure out what they were trying to tell me in the adult "Learn to Knit" books <grin> and have moved up to tackling projects from these books.
Now I want to learn to crochet, so I am heading back to the kid's section of the bookstore!
Cheers,