Hahahahahahaa. Get a llama. They spit and kick. That should intimidate HIM. Hahahahaha. Just kidding. It's at least be Bigger than he is. He is just a big baby, isn't he? I couldn't imagine having such a big animal. Maybe outside, a giraff or something like that. How about a big ape? Hahahahaaaa.
Now, I used to have a male Shitzu. I loved him to death but all the darn Lapping. Lap, lap, lap, lap, lap, day and night, lap, lap, lap........... Drove me NUTS. I figured he was cleaning himself after 5,6,7,8 laps but this guy just went on and on and on. I think it was PAST cleaning and he was only doing it to bother me. Hahahaha. Especially in the middle of the night, lap, lap, lap. I'd have to put him in another room to get any sleep. Does Morty sleep in your room?? He is such a big baby, I'd think so.
I HOPE you clip the cat's claws. You don't want him to get a scratched eyeball or an infection. Get one of those claw trimmers. I, when I had cats, used baby clippers. My Beardies have tiny NEEDLES for claws. I would always keep the iguanas claws clipped too. They can make a real mess of you.
Last edited by Navigaar; 06/06/09 09:17 AM.