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BellaOnline Editor Chimpanzee
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13 things to keep yourself and others amused in an elevator:
1. When someone gets off the elevator, shout "AND STAY OUT". 2. Pump up your ipod and start dancing. 3. Face the other way. 4. Open up your briefcase or purse and say: Do you have enough air in there?" and then close it quickly. 5. Start scratching in various places around your body, especially if nothing itches. 6. Pull out your cell phone at random moments and say quietly "yeah, we still got him, over" 7. Eat a whole onion as if it were an apple. 8. Pretend to be the elevator operator and wear a sign that says "tips accepted". 9. Start talking to yourself,and answering yourself 10. When a new person get on, cower in the corner and say "I's getting smaller in here! We're running out of oxygen! The Walls are closing in! Everybody has to hold their breath!" And then hold yours and purr your cheecks out.
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13 things to keep yourself and others amused in an elevator:
1. When someone gets off the elevator, shout "AND STAY OUT". 2. Pump up your ipod and start dancing. 3. Face the other way. 4. Open up your briefcase or purse and say: Do you have enough air in there?" and then close it quickly. 5. Start scratching in various places around your body, especially if nothing itches. 6. Pull out your cell phone at random moments and say quietly "yeah, we still got him, over" 7. Eat a whole onion as if it were an apple. 8. Pretend to be the elevator operator and wear a sign that says "tips accepted". 9. Start talking to yourself,and answering yourself 10. When a new person get on, cower in the corner and say "I's getting smaller in here! We're running out of oxygen! The Walls are closing in! Everybody has to hold their breath!" And then hold yours and purr your cheecks out. 11. Get a marker pen and start placing those 4 "sticks" and one slash to make 5. Put about 3 sets of them on the elevator wall, then put 3 "sticks" on there making a total of 18 marks. Gives people something to think about.
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BellaOnline Editor Chipmunk
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BellaOnline Editor Chipmunk
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13 things to keep yourself and others amused in an elevator:
1. When someone gets off the elevator, shout "AND STAY OUT". 2. Pump up your ipod and start dancing. 3. Face the other way. 4. Open up your briefcase or purse and say: Do you have enough air in there?" and then close it quickly. 5. Start scratching in various places around your body, especially if nothing itches. 6. Pull out your cell phone at random moments and say quietly "yeah, we still got him, over" 7. Eat a whole onion as if it were an apple. 8. Pretend to be the elevator operator and wear a sign that says "tips accepted". 9. Start talking to yourself,and answering yourself 10. Start chuckling, then laugh the whole time you are on the elevator. See if anyone else starts laughing.
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BellaOnline Editor Chimpanzee
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BellaOnline Editor Chimpanzee
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13 things to keep yourself and others amused in an elevator:
1. When someone gets off the elevator, shout "AND STAY OUT". 2. Pump up your ipod and start dancing. 3. Face the other way. 4. Open up your briefcase or purse and say: Do you have enough air in there?" and then close it quickly. 5. Start scratching in various places around your body, especially if nothing itches. 6. Pull out your cell phone at random moments and say quietly "yeah, we still got him, over" 7. Eat a whole onion as if it were an apple. 8. Pretend to be the elevator operator and wear a sign that says "tips accepted". 9. Start talking to yourself,and answering yourself 10. Start chuckling, then laugh the whole time you are on the elevator. See if anyone else starts laughing. 11. Offer gum or mints to random people on the elevator
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BellaOnline Editor Wolf
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BellaOnline Editor Wolf
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13 things to keep yourself and others amused in an elevator:
1. When someone gets off the elevator, shout "AND STAY OUT". 2. Pump up your ipod and start dancing. 3. Face the other way. 4. Open up your briefcase or purse and say: Do you have enough air in there?" and then close it quickly. 5. Start scratching in various places around your body, especially if nothing itches. 6. Pull out your cell phone at random moments and say quietly "yeah, we still got him, over" 7. Eat a whole onion as if it were an apple. 8. Pretend to be the elevator operator and wear a sign that says "tips accepted". 9. Start talking to yourself,and answering yourself 10. Start chuckling, then laugh the whole time you are on the elevator. See if anyone else starts laughing. 11. Offer gum or mints to random people on the elevator 12. Put a desk in there and when someone comes in say, "Do you have an appointment?"
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Parakeet
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Parakeet
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13 things to keep yourself and others amused in an elevator:
1. When someone gets off the elevator, shout "AND STAY OUT". 2. Pump up your ipod and start dancing. 3. Face the other way. 4. Open up your briefcase or purse and say: Do you have enough air in there?" and then close it quickly. 5. Start scratching in various places around your body, especially if nothing itches. 6. Pull out your cell phone at random moments and say quietly "yeah, we still got him, over" 7. Eat a whole onion as if it were an apple. 8. Pretend to be the elevator operator and wear a sign that says "tips accepted". 9. Start talking to yourself,and answering yourself 10. Start chuckling, then laugh the whole time you are on the elevator. See if anyone else starts laughing. 11. Offer gum or mints to random people on the elevator 12. Put a desk in there and when someone comes in say, "Do you have an appointment?" 13. In a crowded elevator say, "I did it, I'm out. Ha ha. Okay...Canada or Mexico?, Canada or Mexico?." Look like you are really thinking hard and trying to decide.
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