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What is the worst/best pun you've heard or that you can come up with? Here are some to get you started:

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

4. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

5. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

6. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

7. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

8. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

9. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

10. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

How funny, thanks Rose n Chloe for the smile

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

The chicken knew the first leg of his trip would take him to Buffalo. From there he would wing it.

My girlfriend once gave me a Valentine made of soft leather. What a suede heart.

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

I can't tell you where to buy soy sauce tonight, but I can shoyu tamari.