Shoot it was too soon for me to read the question because I automatically added in mentally the other things

I'll try again in a week or so to see if I've forgotten the gist of it.
I think the key is it can't be in person because then someone's already looking at you. So we have to imagine an email interaction when someone says "describe yourself".
Now to me it would come down to semantics. If it was an email and someone said "describe yourself" I would imagine they meant physically. But if they said "define yourself" I would imagine they meant morally. I'm not sure even if I sent an email to guys that if I said "OK describe yourself" that they'd do anything but email back a physical description. I could try it out and see

It would have to be another phrase ... maybe "tell me about yourself?" that seems more neutral ...