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Doga, because firstly I don't own a dog; and secondly, dogs are already zen (the origin of the ever-popular 'Downward Dog", after all) and have no need for the likes of we humans contorting them into our weird anthropomorpholgies.

Which is not to be confused with:

Dog Yoga, and which I am pretty sure if I did have a dog, would probably end up dropping it on it's head if I tried a pose like this.

Drunken Yoga

Although likely that's the only way I'd ever be able to manage that contortion;

and

Hot. Nude. Yoga.

EW! No, no and no. Not. Nada. Not even if I ever do acquire the body of my dreams. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Seinfeld has already most excellently covered why.

(And sorry, but y'all are just going to /have/ to google that one on your own.)

Bad naked.

I could not agree more.

Cute doga site. Did you see our thread on dog yoga?

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Bob is convinced that that drunken pose is not possible for humans with a non-broken back

Maybe excessive alcohol is GOOD for one's yoga practice. hehe

LOL by making you not feel pain any more??

They do say if you're in a car accident it's best to be sound asleep, because your super-flexible limbs will absorb the impact better ...

OK I have to comment about nude yoga. I tend to do yoga in sweats and a loose t-shirt. Today I was wearing a loose long sleeved tunic with a fairly high neckline (typical Lisa wear). During downward facing dog, the neckline would literally fall against my nose and make it super hard for me to breathe. After the second time of that, I pulled off the shirt and just kept going without it. I didn't feel funny or odd at all - but I'm in a rural town, all the curtains are closed, and nobody is here.

I actually would not mind a nude yoga class, but anyone who knows me knows I don't care about body modesty. I don't even close the bathroom door to pee. I know, too much info! lol

Lisa, I have made that mistake several times. I typically wear oversized t-shirts and even some not-oversized which still fall down when I'm head-down in poses. It is super annoying.

So, now I wear closer-fitted tank tops to class (even though I really don't like my arms bare.)