I reckon the reason they've invited me is because they find each other's company so boring and irritating, they need my scintillating conversation, brilliant wit and wonderul sense of humour to keep things lively and animated, so I can hardly disappoint, can I? ....I mean... why
else would they invite me - ?!
(And I just
knew I couldn't keep a straight face whilst saying that - !!)Ahhh dear...!
*picks herself up off the floor...*