"What kind of crime would you commit - alphabetically that is...."
I wouldn't commit any crime.
I am willing however to list some crimes in alphabetical order (I particularly like D, I, U, & V):
Arson, Bestiality, Causing fear of unlawful bodily violence, Disrupting a meeting or procession, Extortion, Failure to disperse, Grand Theft, Harassment, Interference with transportation, Juvenile delinquency, Knowingly causing death (homicide), Larceny, Mayhem, Narcotics trafficking, Obtaining prescription drugs by fraud, Possession of controlled substance, Quaalude possession, Riot, Stalking, Toxic chemical possession for the purpose of intoxification, Unlawful practice of dentistry, Vandalizing railroad crossing signals, Wrongful credit practices - I�m not even going to think about X, Y, Z.
