"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"
I love that one! I use it a lot, actually, when people are trying to get me to admit to something.

A lot of my favorite quotes come from Mike Myers' movies...
"Game on!"
"Hey Mr. Donut Man, who's trying to kill you?"
"I don't know but they better not!"
"A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own
a gun, let alone
many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I going to do with a gun rack?"
...as you can see, I'm a very mature person.
