Pregnancy
My career going down the pan
All my maternal instincts lie in the way of cats and kittens.
Example 1:
"Look, this is my baby, she's 4 weeks old, isn't she lovely?"
- "Oh, erm yes"
"Would you like to hold her?"
-"No thanks, that's ok" (thinking: please go away, children make me nervous)
Example 2:
"Look, this is my cat, she's 4, isn't she........"
-"Ohhhhh kitty, kitty, kitty, how are you my precious? aren't you lovely? what a pretty kitty you are, do you want cuddles? oh.. look at your lovely paws.. what lovely paws... oh, aren't you so beautiful?"
That should be enough justification to the NHS to sterilise me now.