Hi there,
I've stolen a few of these from posts on here, just thinking how to reply to that awful question... Please add your own
�God I hope not�
�That would mean we�d have to turn the bondage torture chamber into a nursery � where would I keep the cat-o-nine tails?�
�In these shoes?�
�After my friend told me about her labour � if I can�t stick a melon up there to practice giving birth, why bother!�
�We�ve already sorted out someone else to look after us when we�re old�
�I believe if you can�t hock it when you get bored of it what�s the point!�
�How much do they go on e-bay for?�
�We�re looking for a �try before you buy� place � once we�ve done that we might consider getting one, but not before�
�If I want vomit all over my clothes I�ll go on a girls night out and drink too much tequila�
�I heard you have to stay at home with them all the time � people get funny about you leaving them on their own with a litter tray and some food�
�You loan me 50% of the cost of raising one and we have ourselves a deal!�
