Yesterday I decided there was such a thing as too much love from a bird ...
In my living room I have a bay window with seat converted to a bird playground complete with fountain, tree, toys, perches etc. My birds get to frolick all day long cage-free. One of my birds is a juvenile Greenwing Macaw, Amador, who still regurgitates with regularity to show his affection.
Well ... I laid down for a quick nap on the sofa since everyone was playing nicely. I figured 15 minutes or so wouldn't hurt (it was Saturday, afterall). I must have dozed a little harder than I planned because I was woken up with a beak firmly clasped to my lips as my adoring Macaw showed affection in his usual way -- although he finally managed to spew it where nature intended for a bird - not a human (my open snoring mouth).
As I jumped up and ran screaming to the bathroom to get rid of his love offering my husband ran behind (thinking I was bleeding given the amount of shrieking I was doing). He laughed so hard when he found out what happened I thought he was going to wet his pants.
Needless to say I won't be snoozing on the couch again with the birds roaming freely....
While horribly embarrassing I thought it might give someone a good laugh for the day <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />