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#247965 05/10/06 02:39 PM
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This may be old news - although I haven't seen any posts on it - but have any of you seen the statue of Britney Spears? It's a life-sized statue of her giving birth to her son...she's kneeling on all fours on a bearskin rug...and there's a delightful rear view of the baby's head crowning. Of course Britney actually had a C-section so the statue is "idealized." Britney is being lauded as the new icon for the pro-life movement. It's too funny. And really really disgusting. Makes you want to keep your legs very tightly crossed.


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Is this monstrosity in her house??!!! EWWWWWWWW!!!! Of course, you must have heard that she announced her second pregnancy yesterday. She is a CHILD!!! What on earth does she know about raising one other than how to hold them on her lap while driving and how to hire a nanny that drops the poor kid! This actually gives me goosebumps.

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It's not in her house. I think it's publicly displayed somewhere for the pro-life movement. I'm not sure she even knew about it until it was revealed.

Graphic photo can be seen here: http://www.gawker.com/news/britney-spear...fore-165659.php

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Here's a write up from the gallery:

From the Capla Kesting Fine Art Gallery in Brooklyn:

"A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a "first" for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the "ideal" model for Pro-Life and the subject of a dedication at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn's Williamsburg gallery district, in what is proclaimed the first Pro-Life monument to birth, in April.

Dedication of the life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears' baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career. "A superstar at Britney's young age having a child is rare in today's celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision," said gallery co-director, Lincoln Capla. The dedication includes materials provided by Manhattan Right To Life Committee.

"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the "act of giving birth," is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.

The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva's pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear's ears with "water-retentive" hands.

"Britney provides inspiration for those struggling with the 'right choice'," said artist Daniel Edwards, recipient of a 2005 Bartlebooth award from London's The Art Newspaper. "She was number one with Google last year, with good reason - people are inspired by the beauty of a pregnant woman," said Edwards.

Capla Kesting denies the statue was developed from a rumored bootleg Britney Spears birth video. The artist admits to using references that include the wax figure of a pole-dancing Britney at Las Vegas' Madame Tussauds and 'Britney wigs' characterizing various hairstyles of the pop-princess from a Los Angeles hairstylist. And according to gallery co-director, David Kesting, the artist studied a bearskin rug from Canada "to convey the commemoration of the traditional bearskin rug baby picture."

An appropriate location for permanent installation of "Monument to Pro-Life" by Mother's Day is being sought by the gallery.

"Monument to Pro-Life" is on view April 7th thru 23rd with a reception for the dedication April 7th from 6:00 pm to 9:00 pm at Capla Kesting Fine Art, 121 Roebling St., Brooklyn, NY. Gallery hours are 1:00 - 6:00 pm Thursday thru Sunday, or by appointment.


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#247969 05/10/06 03:21 PM
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My favorite part is:

"The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva's pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear's ears with "water-retentive" hands."

Because bloating is so SEXY.


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Maybe this whole thing is a gag secretly commissioned by a pro-choice group. I can�t imagine that statue would actually encourage anyone to give birth. It's scary to see a woman's [censored] stretched to the point where a human HEAD can fit through. And shoulders (ouch!)...not pretty. Which brings up another point.

I've read articles about how witnessing childbirth from that particular vantage point can really screw up your sex life from a man's point of view. Seeing the [censored] stretched like that must be pretty intimidating (it frightened me!)...must make a man feel like that donkey in Swiss Family Robinson when the python unhinges its jaw and swallows it whole...


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#247972 05/10/06 06:58 PM
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Quote:
It's too funny. And really really disgusting.


It's just life; we all have to come from somewhere.

I thought the statue was interesting and very well done. She did not commission it; this guy just did it on his own.


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#247973 05/10/06 07:40 PM
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There are all kinds of "life" experiences that don't need to be immortalized in plaster (or whatever medium he used)...vomiting, defecating, just to name a couple. But Britney is pregnant again so maybe we'll be lucky and the artist will do a companion piece: "Britney Upchucking her Cheerios: A Monument to the Beauty of Morning Sickness."


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