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I can just imagine it now...a man stares into the abyss...."I'm almost ready to go, Honey! Let me just put on my headlamp and tie off on my safety rope!"

I KID! But I think calling childbirth "beautiful" is silly. It's icky and messy and there are all kinds of weird bodily fluids....pregnancy and childbirth are means to an end. It's something (some) women are willing to go through because they want children....celebrate the child and block out the ooky process that brought them into the world.

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OK gals, I have to leave a small remark on this part of the discussion....
Decending into the grand canyon is not a turn on for a guy, let me tell you from past experience.
It really puts a damper on the experience...

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He means that it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway....

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Holy [censored], I can't stop laughing.

Frankly, if I saw a statue of my mother giving birth to me, I'd immediately run off and shoot myself.

Kind of defeats the purpose of a "pro life" statue, eh?

Anyway, what kind of moron lets such a statue go up? And why hasn't anyone pressed charges or filed a lawsuit to have it taken down?? If that's not the very definition of "public indecency", I don't know what is.

I'm feeling faint...I think I've been traumatized...

...Also..."it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway" ...I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. I'm going to think of that every time I am confronted about being CF.

"Why aren't you having kids?"

"Hot dogs...no wait...never mind. I can't really talk about it, sorry. (snicker snicker snicker)"


Still laughing...I need to leave now...tee hee hee....

Going back to the previous page, where it mentions that Pro-Lifer's are impressed with Britney's decision to have a baby at such a young age:

Could you imagine the outrage, if she told the world she was having an abortion? It would be completely unacceptable and she would become the most hated woman in America if that was what she decided to do. The poor girl had absolutely no choice in the matter when you think about it. Her career would be destroyed if she decided to terminate the pregnancy.