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#234495 02/27/06 08:31 PM
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Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake?

"Quick," said one, "Run ! Before they say we did it !"

Hee Hee. Just thought I'd offer a little humor. Anybody heard any good ones lately? <img src="/images/graemlins/computer.gif" alt="" /> [color:"blue"] [/color]


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#234496 03/02/06 08:17 PM
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Figure if I keep trying, eventually I've gotta get a giggle:

Lighting and Lightning

There was a little girl who walked to and from school each day. One day, though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she set out on her daily trek to the elementary school.

As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. Her mother was concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked home from school and she herself feared that the electrical storm might harm her child.

Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming sword, was cutting through the sky. Concerned, the mother quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. As she did so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile at the sky.

Another and another flash of lightning followed and with each the little girl would look up and smile. The mother pulled her car up beside the child, and she lowered the window and called to her, " What are you doing? Why do you keep stopping?"

The little girl answered," I am trying to look pretty!! God keeps taking my picture!"

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LEARNING AS I GO <img src="/images/graemlins/rolling.gif" alt="" />


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Oh, that was TOO cute! <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Thanks for the smile!!

Trish

#234498 03/07/06 01:00 AM
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No Problem, Trish! Glad you enjoyed it! <img src="/images/graemlins/fish.gif" alt="" />


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