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#217696 10/25/05 06:58 AM
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Barbequing is the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man declares he will BBQ the following chain of events is put into motion:


(1) The woman goes to the store and buys everything.

(2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.

(4) The man places the meat on the grill.

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

(10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.

(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off. And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing a woman.

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LOL...that is great


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Good one John..............my husband is still laughing in stitches

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John
Where's the joke I thought was coming? What you've written is all just so true!!!!!!!
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John, that must be the way it works up north, in the south the grill is sacred. Woman shall not touch the grill. Woman shall not approach the grill. In many cases woman shall not LOOK like she is THINKING about approaching the grill.

I sent the entire male half of my Sunday School class into cardiac arrest one time when I went out to assist with the grilling one time (since I am the one with culinary experience, they almost always defer to me). I was forcibly escorted OFF the back porch and told to attend the cole slaw or brownies. How Degrading!


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Quote:

(10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.

(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off. And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing a woman.


John,

I enjoyed - your men - self critique


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