BellaOnline Forums Travel and Culture Polish Culture Help with translation Polish to English please

I was doing some research online and came across someones personal webpage with the following text on it:

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Witam szanownego Zioma <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Zwiem siem Basia, i powiem wam tyle �e mam was GDZIE�!!!! Nie patrzcie na t� strone , bo dostaniesz !!! NIE �ARTUJE !!! Robie teraz g�upawe zadanie , i za ch**a mi si� go nie chce robi� . I tak tego nikt nie przeczyta
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Ten years ago I would have understood enough to avoid asking for help, but the years and a lack of practice have robbed me of that skill.

Thanks in advance.
TV

The translation is not precise since I don't know a proper English-youth slang. I've also omitted vulgarities, sorry.

"Hello friend, my name's Basia. All i want to tell you is i don;tr give a damn about you. Don;t look at this web page or I shall beat you! I'm serious! Right now I'm busy with my homework but I wish I did something else. Well, in the end noone will read that stuff"

Well, to my astonishment Basia was wrong! <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Very vulgar piece of youth-speak, especially in the mouths of a girl. I wonder where you came across such a piece of Polish.

LOL-

Well, first off I must thank "A dam" for the translation...much appreciated.

Second, I appologize to anyone who may have been offended by the post but I had no idea what it contained (which is why I asked for translation). Sorry folks.

And to answer Zooba about where I came across this web page: I did a google search on the name of my ex-girlfriend. She was living in Warsaw when we started dating and then ended up moving to the US. She had just begun to do some small-time modeling when we started dating and I was curious if now, after several years, if had amounted to anything. There was only one google response to my search and that was it. I honestly do not believe that this is her personal webpage as she has long since been out of school and she was never as "attitudinal" as that quote comes off. Additonally, she was never very computer savvy so needless to say, I was amazed to see that she would have a webpage. Im sure its just another Basia with the same last name.

Again, thanks for the help and sorry for posting the garbage.

Cheers-
TV