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ok...posting this because i figured some wouldn't believe it without seeing it. i think its repulsive myself, but appearantly a lot don't. i've heard she selling them like hot cakes. and we thought the skimpy tank patterns were revealing. I wouldn't even feel comfortable giving this as a "gag gift" to some one. i dunno....maybe i am too old fashioned.
the "custom orders" scared me...i didn't even click that.
take a look:

female crochet

ok, i dont mean to go on and on...but dont you have to wonder about people who design this kind of thing. something like this would NEVER cross my mind.

YUKKKKK , I do wish them much success but I'm sorry that is really gross. But I know it takes all kinds to make the world go around.

Well, I thought it was nice she warned people incase they were at work but you are right about being gross. We all know we have one, I don't see a reason for carrying a purse to announce it. I didn't even like the design. I guess you could carry your lipstick shaped like a [censored] in it for an overall effect.
One pattern, I won't be wanting to make!
Grace

ROFL @ Grace!!!!

I can't believe people are even wasting their time looking at that. It is very rare that I come across a pattern that is not appealing to me...and I do believe that this is the first time I have ever seen any item that has nothing appealing about it. By the way, makes you wonder about the people buying this stuff like hot cakes, doesn't it?

Real funny about the lipstick Grace.

Why would anyone in their right mind buy these or make them or sell them. And WHO would actually go out in public with a purse like that??? I am actually speechless!

Oh My !!
The stitches are very uneven, the colors are gross,
and I think I saw this type of body part on a Chimp at the zoo.
This poor girl must surly have a birth defect. <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

And , hey Grace , how do you know about the Male body part Lipstick shape, Ah huhh , you were to one of those parties !!! <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Well this just shows us that the Needle and Yarn( with a nut attached to it) can create some interesting things. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Well Mother Hen, actually there is a funny story that goes along with how I know about that type of lipstick. Here it is and unfortunately all true:
A friend gave me a tube of lipstick shaped like a [censored] as a joke. I thought it was a little gross but put it on my bathroom counter because I thought I would smooth it out and get rid of the image and then wear it because I really liked the color. My alarm didn't go off the next day and I woke up late so I hurried around and just grabbed my lipstick and threw it in my purse thinking I would apply it later. The whole day was kind of chaotic so I never took the time to put my lipstick on. As luck would have it, we had a staff meeting at the end of the day and they had a little morale pep session to boost every one. It was a lady that brought in little diagrams on how your tube of lipstick told a lot about you. (I'm not lying and I'm sure you all ready know where this is going.) She handed out sheets that showed if your lipstick was worn down on one side it meant something about your personality, if the end of your lipstick was flat on top your personality was this and so on. Still not realizing that I had picked up the wrong tube, yes you've guessed it, I've got my [censored] lipstick in my purse. Fortunately when I took it out I realized by the cover that this is not my regular color and then realized that I had the gag gift. I was able to save face by not revealing it to any one but to say the least if I had pulled that baby up and revealed it to everyone they would have gotten a real different opinion of my personality revealed by my lipstick.
And that is how I know all about the [censored] lipsticks.
TaaDaah!
Grace

So, Grace ! <img src="/images/graemlins/heart.gif" alt="" />
This means that you have a modest personality !! <img src="/images/graemlins/angel.gif" alt="" />
Good for you my friend.
I was hoping it wasn't your every day shade. <img src="/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
Now I know the rest of the story ! <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

MMWHAHAHAHA!!! OMG!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
***SLAMING HANDS DOWN ON TABLE, ROLLING ON THE FLOOR**
can you imagine the looks????