The services of a private courier are offered to persons who may not wish to use traditional companies or who value discretion. I offer a fast, efficient, no questions asked service throughout the UK.
I operate on the 'plausible denyabilty' principle.
If you are in need of these services then please respond with the characteristics of your package and I will reply asap.

I still say that a church with a lightning conductor on its roof indicates a lack of faith.