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Cloud powers up to do omnislash his ultimate move that will destroy even the most powerful foe. He moves in moves with amazing speed cutting and hacking everywhere at once. Suddenly he spins out of control.

Director: 'CUT! Cloud what is it?'

Cloud drops his sword and jumps about

Cloud: 'I got a splinter! I got a splinter'

Tifa: 'Why did I date you?'

*Yuna plunges down from Bevelle temple, she summons Valefor but accidentaly Ifrit pops out*

Ifrit: "Grr?!? <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> "
Yuna: "Ohh [censored]... <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> "

*SPLAT...*

It is Squall and Rinoa's first night together.

Squall: 'Rinoa wait. I have something for you.'

Squall stands up only wearing his trousers and slowly drops them to reveal Y fronts with the union jack on.
I touch myself by the Divinyls comes from nowhere. Squall stars dancing like a muppet rubbing his nipples and thrusting his crotch.

Rinoa slips out the side door, leaving Squall throwing himself around wildly.

*When Tidus meets Rikku again just before the Guadosalam part, Rikku accidentaly undresses all the way*

Rikku: " :music: hmm-hmm-hmm :music: yeesh, kinda chilly so near all this water :rolleyes: so when do we begin???"

Tidus: "Ohh WHOA!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> :devil: :love: "

Director: "Oww damn, next time...don't choose porn stars because they're cheaper..."

Tidus: 'Hey Wakka. How come ya never made it as a big Blitzball player?'

Wakka: 'Well ya kno all that running water always made me wanna pee.'

Tidus: There seems to be a forest here. And a --erk--dead body.

Shapely, Familiar-Looking Girl in Bodysuit: I'm not QUITE dead.

Zipper: *unzip!*

Bodysuit: *unfurl*

Thousands of Rabid Fanboys: **RIVULETS OF DROOL**

Tidus: It's that Rikku chick! And she's hotter than ever!

Thousands of Rabid Fanboys: Uh-oh. We HOPE our Playstation 2 warranty covers "short-circuiting of controller pad by drool...

Seymour: Oh dear. A monster attack. Yawn. (*summon*)

Anima: Hi folks! I'm a really powerful aeon! Don't let the fact that I look like a mummified, three-day-old fish fool you! I'd like to start out my show tonight with a perfectly devastating little number which I like to call, the Painful Laser Eye of DOOM!

**UNFATHOMABLE CARNAGE**

Monsters: Aiyeeee!!!

Our Heroes: DAYAM....

Seymour: *SMUG* I'm not evil. I am SO not evil. Isn't it obvious how NOT EVIL I am?


yall remeember these lol

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yup dt remembers it well lol

In batte, All are knocked out except for Eiko. she is about to summon pheonix, when mog pops ous and says "I'm hungry" then while eiko is feeding her, she dies from the monster.