I read this somewhere and thought I'd share it
here.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in
overall system performance - particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1, Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an
Operating System. Please enter the command:
"www.IThoughtYouLovedMe.htm" and try to download
Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install Guilt 3.0.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 Remember, over use of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.Note: Beer 6.1
is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background, that will
eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0
program. These are unsupported applications and
will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, hope this info is of some help.
Tech Support
Barbara
