THERE THEIR THEY'RE

Out of despair

Many a teacher wants to pull out (there) their hair

For no matter how many lessons on the subject (their) there are

(There) They’re besides themselves that there their little dears

Always confuse there, their, and they’re-

so to those teachers all I can say with compassion is “there, their, they’re.”


CHINOOKED

Only a schnook of a Chinook would purposely grapple with a hook.