"Hey, we have a great response to the "when are you having kids" question! The reverse-bingo I use when people ask me when I am having kids is: so when are YOU getting a parrot? Aw, c'mon. You know you want one. They don't 'always' scream---just most of the time. And their poop is sooo cute! (Then describe it). They stay like babies forever, so the cuteness will never wear off! They will probably outlive you---don't you want to leave a legacy, a bird who will still repeat the phrases you taught it long after you are gone? No? But...but, who will take care of you in your old age if you don't have a bird?"
LOVE that!:)
Lori
