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I don't think I could stand it if my parents said that I was conceived on the 5th day of <month>, <year>... I mean... that would make me feel double oogie...

Didn't you listen to what MsA had to say? It's a MEDICAL DISEASE! That's why you should know.

Disease = a problem or issue adversely affecting the health and/or quality of life of a person.

That doesn't sound like 'bbbbaaaaabbbbbbyyyyy', does it?

When they say that..then you start to picture the sex..ew! like thinking about our parents having sex!

Just information that we don't need to know.

Here is another one that drives me crazy, "Baby Dancing"...UGH!!!Another way of saying F***ing!

Ewwwwww! I hadn't heard that one. It gives me the willies. It sounds vaguely incestuous and the visual image is hideous.

Oh, GROSS. Baby dancing...? Sorry, that truly makes me want to puke. I wish these disgusting people would stop trying to make themselves sound all precious and cute.

I really think that "trying" is pretty gross in itself. I mean, you KNOW what's involved in order to make certain ... biological functions ... happen. "Wow, we are really needing to get in as many orgasms as possible to make a child."

Yeah, that's not sick in any way.

omg that sounds so gross!!!!!!!!!!

The euphemisms are far worse than the words they are trying to cover up.