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mmmm Today I am tired of this planet and I have always wanted to go to planet X and eat at that lovely place called the Milky way! Maybe we can go shopping at Jupiter and spend the night there on the way back. LOL
Massage jokes
What do you call a person with soar gluts?
a soar a$$
What do you call a person with lots of knots?
a naughty person!
What do you call a 6 foot five man with big muscles?
1 a lot of work!
2 By his name! or
3 anything to keep him from killing you!
Nurse Jokes
what does CNA stand for?
Cleans Nasty A$$
What does CMA stand for?
clearly medicated aide!
cleans messy A$$
What does LPN stand for?
Lets Play Nurse!
Little Poor Nurse!
What does LVN stand for?
(a) Little vacation needed!
What does RN stand for?
Rich Nurse!
Retired Nurse!
What does DON Stand for?
Dumb Opinionated Nurse!
Sorry nurses no offense ment but I am sure you have heard this all before...
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Koala
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um. ooooops. This is supposed to be the kid friendly thread! Can you edit your post or move it over to a different thread?
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Holly,
We are all becoming kids here and freebubbles is enjoying herself throughly. Let us enjoy!
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Koala
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I cant find the edit button... sorry I thought I was in the other thread!!! (blushing badly)
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Koala
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I figured that's what happened. Unfortunately the editing/delete times out i think, so you can only do it for so long. What we can do though, is find a bunch of jokes to post since usually we just read the last part anyway! 
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"What is black and white and black and white and black and white? "
Ans: "A penguin rolling down a hill."
success is to be attracted by the person you become.
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Koala
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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A. ME!!!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
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Koala
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Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog.
Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing!
Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!
Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A. At the BP station!
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A. Odor in the court.
Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts.
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Koala
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Koala
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Q. What is the best day to go to the beach?
A. Sunday, of course!
Q. What bow can't be tied?
A. A rainbow!
Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A. Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house?
A. Fur-niture!
Q.What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A.Spring time.
Q. What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A. They give milk shakes.
Q. Why did the jelly wobble?
A. Because it saw the milk shake!
Q. What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies?
A. Betty!
Q. Where do cows go on holiday?
A. Moo York.
Q. Where did the computer go to dance?
A. To a disc-o.
Q. What do you call a man who rolls in the leaves?
A. Russel
Q. What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A. A Bed
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A. He was a chicken.
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Koala
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Koala
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Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".
Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A. To get a tweetment.
Q. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A. A Clausterphobic.
Q. Why was the guy looking for the food on his friend?
A. Because his friend said its on me.
Q. Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A. Never mind, it's over your head!
Q. What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock?
A. A lawn mooer.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A. Because he had no-body to go with.
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