I was running the microwave and went to watch the dial on my electric meter. It was spinning at a good clip. Not as fast as when using the washing machine, though.
When the mike went DING the dial immediately slowed to an almost imperceptible spin rate.
Jilly,
I'm sooo glad that you are my buddy.
Honest.
I mean I'm a so-called brilliant Mo-Fo-Co but cannot keep a job and I'm on social services.
You and I are going to work together to build a future.
Now I can drill down into a subject with a very powerful mind but what most people don't know is that it is actually one mind.
Not in the perverted sense like the hive mind but the good the bad and the ugly we all are part of and sensitive people are very susceptible to the sewer of a planet we live on.
Now then, my brilliant, penniless self who is by the living spirit of life rich inwardly has thoroughly ivestigated and
drilled into the problem that you are discussing.
First of all, you are very fortunate to have a 'clock' dial spinning meter.
Do everything in your power to keep it and deny the 'smart meter'
Dad's business has two meters - one for commercial and one for the residental management living quarters.
The house has one.
I could not fight the digital replacement for the commercial side, but I did manage to be absolutely sure that it was a 'plain jane' digital and Not A Smart Meter.
Now, I've waited, planned and plotted and stragitized for many a year to slay the dragon you are working with.
This is how I did it:
1) Money-wise start out with this:
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2) Work your way up to this:
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