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Hope a thunderstorm doesn't pass close by - Toast the Bride & Groom...
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"We do not inherit the Earth from our ancestors,
we borrow it from our children."
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Whoops! that would hurt some.
If the cops arrest a mime, does the mime have the right to remain silent?
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If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
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Tip for apartment residents: If you do not want your upstairs neighbors to get and stay furious with you, do not install skylights.
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
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So what's the speed of dark?
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If the construction on a building is done, and the building is finished, why is it not called a built?
Last edited by PhyllisFolkMythAppalachia; 10/10/11 08:58 PM.
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All the king's horses and all the king's men? Really? No wonder they couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together. Just what did they expect the horses to do, anyway?
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When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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I once had a dog I just loved so much. I named him 'Stay'. There was something odd about that dog, though.
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