Remember when Eric Bischoff had the RAW Roulette Wheel? Why not modify the Wheel to have the destinations of RAW, ECW, and SmackDown on it and have all the Wrestlers, Divas, GM's, announcers and even referees spin the Wheel in order to determine where they would work?
In order to make it fan friendly, add a spin section allowing the fans to determine where the wrestler would go either voting online, or by telephone poll like they use to determine the Divas to be eliminated during their Diva searches.
And I'd also add a "Chairman's Choice" section so Vince himself could have a say so in determining the fate of the person spinning the Wheel.
Figure 3 spins per minute. That would cover 180 persons in an hour which is plenty of time to do everyone involved and still have loads of time for wrestling, too.
Hope you like my suggestion.