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Gecko
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REALLY? You didn't first love the man you created that baby with? That's revolting, actually.
Bingo:
People will think you're gay if you don't have kids.
"The world might be considerably poorer if the great writers had exchanged their books for children of flesh and blood." ~Virginia Woolfe
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Koala
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Koala
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I am sorry you desrived better parents I hope you dont screw your kids up as bad as they scewed you up!
Bingo;
(I have actualy just been told this one!)
you have to have kids for a good sex life. Every time you have a baby the doctor sows your twahoo up and he can add a few stitches so you are tighter then before and you dont get wore out and loose!
(I cant wait to see what you come up with!)
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Chipmunk
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Ak! I'm sorry, I need a break to go barf over that one!!
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Gecko
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Ah, if you never have a kid, it never gets worn out or loose.
And, yeah, barf. WHO said that to you? Ick! It's none of their damn business what your vejayjay situation is. Ick!
Bingo:
If you never have kids, you'll never have grandkids!
"The world might be considerably poorer if the great writers had exchanged their books for children of flesh and blood." ~Virginia Woolfe
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Parakeet
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OK... I'm waiting for the bad news. Is there a downside in there somewhere? 'Cause I don't see it.
bingo:
(I've actually gotten this one)
"You'll be completely different after you have kids. Your type always is. You won't be so caught up in the little things."
(This was a loose reference to what I tend to focus on in my life: my man, my cat, my job, and my writing.)
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Shark
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I will be different... I will be miserable... stressed out... broke... and I will forget what my wife looks like naked... and those little things (kids) are exactly what you seem to be caught up in.
What kind of person doesn't want to make a life? Without kids there will be noone there to remember you.
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Jellyfish
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Well, I don't even know the names of my great-grandparents... so no one remembers them either, I guess. Plus my friends and their kids will remember me. But I won't care if I'm remembered -- I'll be dead. And if I really want to leave a legacy I'll write a book or something. Bingo: Don't you want to feel needed? 
Simone de Beauvoir dismissed motherhood as, "...'a strange mixture of narcissism, altruism, idle daydreaming, sincerity, bad faith, devotion and cynicism."
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Koala
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Koala
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I AM needed! My dogs need me for love food shelter and to get rid of there fleas. My husband needs me for love and friendship as well as sex, and my friends need me to keep them sane. I dont need to FEEL needed I am needed and wanted and loved! That is more important to me.
(oh yeah the little remark about having kids so my twhoo ha is tighter...that came from a church board member and HE told my husband that he should get me pregnat so the dr would have reason to sow me up tighter then I was before! BARK!!! the guy give me the creeps anyways... my husband told him that It was too bad thy didnt make Viagra back when he was younger... It might have saved his wife from having so many kids.....!!! I love my hubby! he is such a SMART [censored]!!!
Bingo!
Children get you out of the house and make you more social! you need kids to make friends!
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Newbie
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no you're more likely to be isolated and too busy to have a social life as your child will always come first. You are likely to cancel plans, rush home early or be unable to get a babysitter in time which would limit going out and make it harder to maintain friendships.
Bingo!
"Accidents happen!!! *breeder smirk*"
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Gecko
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Gecko
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Not to us. The hubby got fixed. (That always shuts them up.)
Bingo:
But don't you want to be like everyone else? You'll have nothing in common with your friends.
"The world might be considerably poorer if the great writers had exchanged their books for children of flesh and blood." ~Virginia Woolfe
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