HA! DH said this weekend that he should start chronicling all the work he does around the house to prove to me that he does a lot. I said, "that would be great." Then he said, "well I'm not going to because we should trust each other."
What men say ...
"because we should trust each other"
... and what they really mean ...
"Uh, if I start doing that, she might be proved right. Better not go there..."
"sigh" Such simple creatures.